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document 507-3b foreword: below is an archive of all documented"shifts" undergone by scp-507. each of these entries are presented with theircontents in the following order: dimensional label (created upon discoveryof a "new" reality, for ease of later reference) retrieval (used for the documentation of anycomplications or anomalies in the recovery of scp-507 post-shift)description of reality, and description of any aftereffects caused by visiting said reality. request (listings of any special requestsmade by 507 upon return, or for noting any "souvenirs" retrieved from the shift)1b7-55e-728
retrieval: uneventful. subject arrived in a desert environment, andwandered around for roughly an hour before encountering another human. said human was wearing a tanned leather overcoatand was described as "completely unshaven." said man was extremely surprised to find thesubject, and demanded that he be followed in order to lead it back to food and shelter. subject originally began to follow the man,but intentionally lost contact with him upon noticing that his leather coat contained noseams or stitching. request: none.
9e2-66v-7hg5retrieval: uneventful. subject arrived in a forest habitat, withno signs of previous or current industrialization. no further anomalies were perceptible untilthe subject grew hungry, at which point it discovered that harvesting or eating the plantlife would cause them to emit "telepathic screams." subject abstained from eating for the firstday because of this, but became hungry enough on the second day onward to consume the florain spite of the screams. testing has shown no biological changes inthe subject from this, but subject repeatedly affirms that it "felt horrible" for doingso.
request: none specifically, but subject adopteda gelatin- and pudding-based diet for two and a half weeks after returning from thisshift. j75-r63-3tfretrieval: uneventful. subject arrived in a dimension with flippedgenders. no notable differences besides this were discovered,although subject found issue with the fact that its female counterpart "looks prettymuch the same" as the standard version. 000-000-000 (invalid)retrieval: via tracking device. plainclothes agents found subject sittingin an alleyway at ███████, ███████. subject was largely unresponsive upon retrieval,and remained so until the standard questioning
phase. when asked where it went this shift, subjectanswered, “nowhere. i think i missed it this time.†subject experienced minor motor skill impairmentand decreased activity levels for roughly a month after this shift. request: a nightlight, and a wristwatch whichmakes an audible "tick" as the second hand moves. both were approved. j7q-53y-8stretrieval: subject was found in its quarters,
sprawled on the floor, attempting to gnawthrough the "sleeves" of a straitjacket it was wearing. the jacket, leg restraints, and the loss ofmotor skills still present from the last shift led to the subject being unable to stand upor open the door to find assistance. subject shifted while sleeping, and awokerestrained and lying in a hospital-grade bed. a nurse informed the subject that he was stilla patient at the ████ ██ asylum, and was currently suffering from advancedstages of dementia. subject was then sedated, and spent the restof this shift alternating between sub-consciousness and total unconsciousness.
request: disregarding "get this [expletive]thing off me," none. 9e2-66v-7hg5-2retrieval: subject found in its quarters, balled up with its hands over its ears. subject once again arrived in the forest habitatfrom 9e2-66v-7hg5. the flora seemed to have remembered subject'slast visit, though, and they reacted by "screaming" for its entire four-day shift. request: a hug. approved. 6k3-21b-i0s[data expunged]
bn2-al6-cteretrieval: uneventful. subject arrived in a derelict metropolitanarea. subject was unable to locate any other humans,but noted an overabundance of cats in every area it visited. said felines seemed no different from normalhousecats, though, and subject spent most of this shift petting any who came near. during the standard examination proceduresafter retrieval, trace amounts of a toxoplasma gondii variant were discovered on the subject’sclothing, as well as larger amounts on its shoes.
further testing showed that subject had notyet been infected with the toxoplasmosis variant, most likely attributed to the short timeframeof this shift not allowing the subject to grow hungry and seek out food. all clothing and belongings that were on subject'sperson during this shift were incinerated, and the subject forced to undergo specialdecontamination procedures, in order to prevent any possibility of contagion. request: a pair of rubber gloves. denied, on the basis that hand protectionwould not have protected subject from infection in any way.
125-28p-os4-3retrieval: via tracking device. subject was attempting to return on its own,but was making less progress than usual due to the discomfort of doing so. subject once again arrived in a pitch-blackarea, with muted breathing nearby. subject decided to seek an exit this timevia blind wandering. subject eventually found itself at the mouthof a corridor with what appeared to be a light source at the end. subject began to run towards the light uponnoticing this. as it grew closer, the light suddenly grewin intensity and the subject was exposed to
"searing pain." subject passed out at this point, and onlyawoke after it had shifted back. examination upon retrieval revealed that thesubject's epidermis had been cleanly stripped down to the stratum granulosum in all areasopen to sunlight, and down to the stratum lucidum in all areas covered by clothing. request: none, but subject reappeared wearinga pair of large, heavily tinted sunglasses. subject did not notice that it was wearingthese until they were pointed out, and supposed that they were probably why its eyes did notundergo the same process as its skin. 7f2-wa3-193retrieval: uneventful.
subject arrived in an urban area, with nomajor changes as far as it could tell. subject used the public computers of a libraryto search for differences between this dimension and ours, eventually finding that abrahamlincoln was assassinated by his vice president in order to claim his position. this ultimately led to the presidency becominga "tribe-leader-like" position, where the current holder is legally allowed to be challengedand overthrown by other suitable candidates. subject noted, with great surprise, that thischange did not do much to alter the times that most "major" presidents took and heldthe office. many of the minor and/or detrimental presidenciestended to end via bullet wounds, often in
unlikely locales or from improbable angles,which deterred most from attempting coups at all. ws6-ecu-83dretrieval: uneventful. subject arrived at the mouth of a cave, surroundedby "almost unbearable" heat. subject walked outside the cave for furtherinvestigation, to find that the area around it was a baked wasteland. most of the heat appeared to emanate fromtwo suns in the sky; the subject could not decide whether they were extremely large orextremely close to the planet. upon further examination, the "suns" blinkedand turned away, taking the heat with them.
subject spent rest of this shift as far backin the cave as possible. q56-dru-865retrieval: subject found in the cafeteria, masticating on what appeared to be [redacted]. upon containment of [redacted], subject utteredthe words, "more! more! more!" before losing consciousness. subject regained consciousness 2 hours later,expressing a strong desire for pudding. when questioned, subject claimed to see "thebiggest mound of pudding ever". when questioned as to why it was masticatingon [redacted] upon arrival, subject claimed
to be eating a "glob a pudding" at the time. subject reported seeing [redacted] rollingaround the hallways. hallucinations passed within 24 hours. request: pudding. request granted. f24-9s6-33cretrieval: subject found in service tunnel 6r3bk without original equipment. subject was wearing a simple uniform witha similar design to the current foundation d-class uniform.
subject shifted while dining in the cafeteria. destination dimension had an analogue to thefoundation with a facility in the same location, although internal layout had significant differences. security responded to subject as an intruderand detained it immediately. during this process the subject was imprisonedand stripped of all equipment, including tracking device. for remainder of shift subject underwent repeatedquestioning, the foundation analogue refused to accept subject's explanation of dimensionhopping. information gleaned from post-shift debriefingindicates that f24-9s6-33c has a foundation
analogue in the society for containment ofthe paranormal. this analogue has a strong british influence,and is opposed by the covert occult group and church of the mending god. further details remain unclear as the societyrefused to answer the subject's questions and only slipped details by assuming it knewthem already. request: replacement equipment. 4gt-f1q-h17retrieval: subject was found by the cafeteria kitchen staff of site-██, drenched, coveredin mud, and suffering from severe hypothermia. subject arrived in what appeared to be a largefield during a rainstorm.
subject attempted to find shelter from therain, but found none, remaining in the rain for the entire shift. after an unknown length of time, the subjectreported seeing entities in the distance. although the heavy rain obscured the subjectfrom obtaining a detailed report of their appearances, the subject described them asbeing vaguely humanoid in shape. the entities began to slowly move towardsthe subject from all directions. near the end of the shift, the subject reportedhearing labored breathing from the nearest entities. requests: a set of warm clothing.
approved2aw-9u2-e5t subject arrived in midair, falling from anoutdoor environment into a subterranean body of water at the bottom of a large cavern. though admittedly experiencing a strong surgeof adrenaline from this event, subject reported swimming "a long way" before reaching land. subsequent observation revealed a giant holein the ceiling of the cavern, through which subject had apparently fallen. also reported were archways to other largecaverns, most with shafts of sunlight visible indicating other surface collapses.
regular vertical grooves in the walls indicatepossible excavation, despite the caverns' immense size. no other sign of life was observed. before returning, subject realized that thepossibility of shifting back to our reality so far underground might cause it to be displacedin solid rock, and spent its remaining time frantically searching for a way back to thesurface. when subject succeeded, it discovered thatthe sink holes were much more widespread than what had been visible from below ground. request: diving lessons.
denied. 2uu-5i9-q3dretrieval: upon seeing foundation personnel in ████████, ████, subjectapproached them and requested to be recontained, showing knowledge of scps that were of level3 clearance. the length of time the subject was absentfrom our reality was notable, being roughly three months in length. however, during this time, it made severalnotable discoveries, including several scps uncontained by our reality's scp foundationbut contained by universe 2uu-5i9-q3d's equivalent. these scps have now been contained.
through this three-month time frame, the subjectmanaged to become a member of 2uu-5i9-q3d's scp foundation equivalent, working its wayup the ranks far faster than would have been anticipated assuming it had been made a memberof foundation personnel on the same day. at the time of its return, he was apparentlyin the field, working to contain 2uu-5i9-q3d's equivalent of scp-███. curiously, our foundation had sent out a taskforce for precisely the same reason, on the same day. further links between universe 2uu-5i9-q3dand our reality are being investigated. request: to be made a member of site personnel.
3jt-3md-digretrieval: subject retrieved via implanted tracker; medevac required to site ██ subject was immobile upon retrieval due togreatly increased body mass, measured at ███ kg. lead researcher ██████ approvedemergency use of scp-394 to keep it alive in order to obtain a report. upon recovery, subject reported being surroundedby "really [expletive] big" creatures resembling ██████████. they quicklytrapped him in a transparent container. it was then transported an unknown distanceto a shiny surface, whereupon the creatures began to observe him.
after approximately one day tubes were insertedinto [data expunged] unknown fluid which was not found upon examination. subject reported that the tubes were removedshortly before the shift and it observed [redacted] approaching it, presumably for the purposeof extraction. request: services of a personal trainer. dr. ████████ has agreed tolet the subject borrow her workout tapes. subject now displays a strong aversion topudding. 9j3-y6x-gty retrieval: the subject was found hanging fromits ankles in a tree on-site.
subject was partially encased in insulated,reflective titanium armor upon retrieval. the subject described the world it had arrivedin as "extra shiny" and stated that it was apprehended by law enforcement officers uponarrival. after being apprehended, the subject was transportedto a nearby manufacturing facility and placed upside down on an assembly line where a seriesof metal sheets were shaped and cut to fit its body. it briefly had time to ask what was goingon and was informed that the radiation from the sun was extremely dangerous and titaniumreflective suits were required by law to prevent thermal radiation damage to any person orstructure.
request: sun-screen and an eye exam. granted. 52j-o79-3ghretrieval: via tracking device. subject was found inside a padlocked metalshed, behind an abandoned house on the outskirts of ███████, ██. subject arrived in a small room housing severaldried corpses. besides said corpses, the room was mostlybare; the only things subject noted were a single paneless window and a light fixtureon the ceiling which occasionally flickered. subject attempted to rise to his feet, buthad difficulty doing so due to repeated and
unpredictable surges of motion. subject eventually made its way to the window,at which point it discovered that its "room" was actually a container suspended in midairby a large chain. subject watched as similar containers passedby him, and as it passed by others, via a complex web of rails above it which the chainswere attached to. subject could see nothing besides this butdarkness in all directions. subject then tried to "wait out" its timein this dimension by falling asleep, but found it difficult due to a newly discovered qualityof the corpses. during moments of darkness caused by flickering,the corpses rearranged themselves into poses
which would be logical for living people duringthat particular moment. if the subject was looking out the windowthe corpses would be crowded around him in an attempt to get a better view, if the subjectwas sitting they would also be seated in a pattern to form a full circle, if the subjectattempted to reach the light fixture they would act as a support/seem to be in the processof pushing him upwards, etc. the area which the subject exited, though,has been cordoned off and is currently under surveillance. if no evidence of foundation-worthy phenomenahas been experienced by ██/██/██, an anonymous tip will be sent to local law enforcementagencies so that they can "discover" the crime
scene and take appropriate investigative actionson their own. ytf-5n2-q00retrieval: uneventful subject arrived in a crowded casino-like area. subject noted that the only type of machineavailable was something similar to slots, but they apparently required no money to playand gave out nothing upon a "win." upon actually sitting down in front of oneand trying it, the subject discovered that the machine dispensed a small slip of paperwith writing on it upon every pull of the lever and spin of the symbols it displayed. subject could discern no real pattern to whatsymbol would produce what type of note, but
wrote down a list of its attempts and whatit received from each just in case. + open list of resultsrequest: none. fn3-05p-khcretrieval: uneventful. subject appeared in a white corridor, withsteel doors lining both walls. each door had a keypad, a small speaker system,and a clipboard containing forms written in undecipherable characters. as the subject approached one door to examinesaid clipboard, the door’s attached speaker turned on and began to address it. subject was informed that the voice belongedto the person locked behind that specific
door, and that he was wrongfully imprisoned,then left to die. the prisoner then pleaded with the subjectto release him from his cell. subject, jokingly, replied that he would freethe prisoner if he promised not to stab the subject upon release. there was roughly a seven second pause beforethe prisoner asked what “stabbing†was. after a moment of deliberation, the subjectdefined stabbing as “the creation of a new orifice through the use of a pointed object.†another pause followed. the prisoner eventually affirmed that he couldnot stab the subject, because all of his objects
were “very blunt.†subject, naturally, did not open that dooror any of the others. i52-37g-z8mretrieval: via tracking device. subject was in a holding cell of the ███ █████ policestation, under charges of public indecency. extraction was successfully made with no complications. subject arrived in an area apparently undergoinga large snowstorm. subject attempted to find shelter but couldnot find its way in the storm, and had almost succumbed to exposure by the time it was locatedand pulled into a cave by a man covered in protective furs.
the man helped the subject out of its soakedclothing; although he did not have an extra set of garments, he led the subject to anunderground hot spring his cave was connected to. when the man was sure that the subject wasregaining its strength, he removed his furs and entered the spring as well. subject was extremely surprised to discoverthat the man was a second scp-507. subject noticed no obvious physical differencesbetween itself and the double, although the alternate-507 had a pattern of "tribal scarring"across his torso, as well as at the bases of some of his limbs.
subject and the double remained in the caveand conversed with each other until the subject’s shift ended. request: subject drew a replica of the alternate-507'sscars from memory, and asked for any information on possible cultural or symbolic meaning behindthe patterns. none was found, but foundation researchersnoted that the lines were congruent with incision marks which would be made during a standard[redacted]. s43-51u-p09retrieval: via tracking device. subject recovered in a cornfield in ██████, █████████, withunidentified brown liquid splattered on its cheek.
a human heart with the words "i need you"written with the same liquid was discovered in subject's hand. subject claimed that said object was not inits possession during the shift and does not know how it came into its possession. researchers are attempting to identify theliquid. subject arrived in pitch black darkness, withthe sound of crying nearby. upon activating its flashlight, subject discoveredthe "smiling man" from previous shifts leaning towards him. brown liquid leaked from around its sunglasses.
smiling man pushed its face closer to subject'sand uttered the phrase, "why did you do this?" smiling man then wiped off a portion of thebrown liquid from its eyes with its hand and began caressing subject's cheek with it. subject forcefully pushed smiling man away. subject observed that the smiling man's businesssuit contained several holes, with brown liquid trailing down from them. subject drew its firearm and pulled the trigger;however, for unknown reasons, the pistol did not fire. smiling man began slowly walking towards subject.
subject ran for approximately 10 minutes andspent the rest of the shift huddled in a corner. request: a more reliable pistol. denied, as the cause of the error is unknown. 9e2-66v-7hg5-3retrieval: via tracking device. subject was discovered 7km (6.4 miles) north-eastof the facility. subject shifted while reading in its quarters. subject found itself returned to the foresthabitat containing telepathic trees. the trees remained silent upon its entry tothe environment. the subject admitted that despite its previousexperiences within the environment, it was
curious about the absence of any human habitation. the subject propelled itself to the highestground it could find in order to see over the tree canopy. the subject found a clearing on the top ofa hill. subject reported seeing a huge semi-translucentblue dome covering the entire forest. the tree canopy extended out to the edge ofthe dome with foliage so thick that looking up and through it was unfeasible. subject reported itself to see the dome slightlyoff-center, suggesting it was not underneath the direct middle.
5z4-75t-7ybretrieval: subject was found prone and unresponsive in its quarters. subject was bleeding significantly. several deep gashes were discovered in theleft side of the subject, just under the armpit. the claw marks extended to the bottom of theribcage. subject received traditional first aid andwas committed to the onsite infirmary. the subject woke up on a snow covered plain. subject did not have its backpack on handat the time of the shift, having been asleep. all that went with it was its bed sheets andpajamas.
subject reports having seen a tv show of howto survive in a cold environment before the shift. it attempted to build a crude snow cave usingits hands when it was interrupted by a large white bear. this is the extent of its recollection. request: a proper weapon. losing subject to a non-anomalous polar bearwould be a waste of foundation resources and an embarrassment. subject shall receive a knife, sheath andbelt and is required to keep these items on
its person at all times. 3g8-14h-9uxretrieval: re-contained in the kitchen missing left hand and using expletives in an uncontrolledfashion. the subject was returned to the infirmary. the subject transitioned into a dimensionvery similar to our own at first glance. the subject was apprehended by foundationpersonnel in the infirmary and questioned about his small "canines." the subject admitted to not knowing what thatmeant, but quickly worked it out after his interviewer opened its mouth and pointed toa set of large fangs located either side of
its incisors. the interviewer also commented on the subject'sroundish body shape, which was considered unusual and fascinating in this dimension. despite these differences, the subject describedthe creatures who interviewed it as kind. they proceeded to bring the subject a largeamount of food. the subject noted a distinct lack of anythinggreen in the meal offered to him. when later told to elaborate by foundationpersonnel, he stated, "it was all meat!" after eating the meal, two of the creaturescontaining the subject in their equivalent of the infirmary escorted him into a smallroom nearby containing a locket hanging on
the opposite wall. they told the subject to remove its clothesand stand in front of the locket. after the subject had done as ordered theyopened the locket and exposed it to a green orb for approximately 8 minutes. the subject noted the lack of any scar tissueon his left side and a strong feeling of general well being. the next day a creature came to him and askedfor a small portion of his skin and musculature in order to "study genetic differences." to this the subject responded with, "onlyif you provide me with another delicious meal!"
the creature was visibly excited by this outcome. a small biopsy was conducted on the subject'supper right thigh. the subject described this experience as "painfulbut totally worth it." a huge amount of unspecified meat was deliveredto the subject upon completion of the biopsy. the subject was then released to explore thefacility. for the next month and a half the creaturescontinued to supply the subject with mounds of meat and engage it in amiable conversation. the subject acquired 14kg (30.8lb) of fatduring this time. on 16/4/2015 the subject was escorted to thekitchen equivalent.
it was then put on a chopping block and itsleft hand was removed. request: a replacement hand. 8a8-91t-710retrieval: uneventful. subject arrived in a large, opaque dome filledwith plants, without sign of human habitation. subject stated that walking was difficultand uncomfortable. upon further investigation, the subject founda window, displaying what was described as "pitch black, with earth on the horizon." several minutes later, a tall humanoid encounteredthe subject, inquiring about his comparative short stature.
subject replied, asking where he was. the humanoid stated they were in "base 12,oxygen and vegetable wing". subject asked what earth was doing in thesky; humanoid appeared puzzled and responded, "that is the moon," gesturing to earth. a short argument ensued and the humanoid departed. subject noted that after the earth "set,"a rocky grey landscape became visible, becoming identifiable as the lunar surface after "anhour or so". subject attempted to explore more of his surroundings,but shifted back to our reality shortly after setting out.
request: one camera; subject stated "the viewwas breathtaking". 7j0-175-35xretrieval: subject was re-contained on the roof of the facility, after having fallenapproximately five meters. subject shifted while attempting to fall asleep. subject arrived in large body of water, believedto be fresh water by the description of its taste. subject swam upward an estimated thirty-fivemeters before reaching the surface of the water and beginning to tread. subject noted several dark shapes moving inthe water beneath it and bright lights in
the distance, but did not attempt to approacheither. subject reportedly found breathing extremelydifficult. subsequent physical tests indicated that thesubject had ingested substantial amounts of methane during the shift. request: a tank of breathing gas as part ofits equipment. 99p-ut1-24jretrieval: subject was found in the location in which it had left, curled up and cryingviolently. subject screamed "why did i have to go?!"when an attempt was made to interact with it, and suffered from severe depression forseveral days thereafter.
agents described a "beautiful" smell comingfrom him. subject landed in a place he could only describeas "impossibly beautiful". subject stated that it was "like the bestparts of every place all put together". the beauty was so overwhelming that he hadno desire to move. when he began to become thirsty and hungry,plants apparently extended vines and shot a liquid into his mouth which he describedas "the best anything he had ever drunk ever — sweet and rich and everything all at once". after roughly one day (subject, having neverlooked at his watch during this time, had no idea of the length) a humanoid female subject'sage unexpectedly encountered subject.
they had a long conversation; subject describedher with: "i know i'm sounding repetitive here, but she was the most amazing personi've ever met". with some reluctance, subject stated thatthey had been about to kiss when the shift ended. subject then had to be prevented from committingsuicide. physical tests after successful psychiatrictreatment indicated subject was considerably more physically fit and had gained roughly10 iq points, despite having done no significant exercise or study during the shift. request: various foods, beverages, and picturesof women widely regarded as very physically
attractive. the subject considered all granted requestsunsatisfactory, making statements such as "it's not the same," and "no, no, not likethat!" subject then requested a way to stay in auniverse permanently after having arrived there, and was reminded that that was impossible. 6a5-93w-132retrieval: subject returned malnourished and suffering from the effects of an unknown toxicsubstance which it soon recovered from. later analysis showed the substance to bea venom containing high percentages of silicon. a small silicon-based crystalline creaturewas hanging from the subject's finger when
the subject returned. this specimen subsequently died of unknowncauses, possibly starvation. subject shifted to a dimension which primarilycontained crystals of varying sizes and hues. the sun was described by the subject as "smallerand bluer than ours." the ground was covered in sand, also of variousdull colors. the subject noted that many of the largercrystals were moving slowly and appeared to be alive. it also saw smaller creatures which scuttledaround quite rapidly, and seemed to be composed of crystal.
the subject spent some time searching forwater, which it found. it noted that there seemed to be considerablymore of the smaller crystalline animals near the water. shortly before the subject returned, it wasattacked by one of the small creatures. the subject described both the larger andsmaller creatures as both looking and behaving similarly to crustaceans. request: food and water "that doesn't tastelike sand." 7xj-hg5-77bretrieval: subject reappeared in its quarters, highly agitated.
d-3762 and the handcuffs binding the two togetherwere reported missing. subject, before the shift, was handcuffedto d-3762, a convicted serial killer. subject was instructed to terminate d-3762if either of them were placed in mortal danger. 507 shifted to a dimension where a secondice age was occuring on earth. immediately after landing, d-3762 and thesubject were captured by agents of a post-apocalyptic scp foundation. the former was immediately recognized as ad-class and was swiftly terminated by an individual claiming to be agent ███. 507 was placedin a cell in the lower levels of a facility called site ██. subject recalls that fromthe interrogation, the agents believed that
it was a junior researcher attempting to helpd-3762 escape from the foundation. during the interrogation, the subject shiftedback into our dimension. request: replacement gear. t34-de2-04fretrieval: subject was found in sector â–ˆ-â–ˆ, a highly restricted area, subject was swiftyremoved. subject shifted to a dimension with a worldcovered in water1, subject then equipped his scuba gear and decided to see what was belowthe water. subject decended for approximately 3 minutesand was belived to travel 50 meters down before seeing the ocean floor.
the floor was covered with abandon buildingsand several skeletons, buildings were highly corroded and covered with moss. the subject searched the underwater city for3 minutes when the subject spotted 3 black, fish-like creatures moving towards him atan estimated speed of 10 meters per second. subject removes his knife and firearm beforeshifting back into our dimension. request: a pair of binoculars. addendum 507-3b-00: due to a particularlytrying encounter with ███-███, several documents in the archives have been altered,corrupted, or technically-never-existed. document 507-3b appears to have been affectedby this, and is currently being rebuilt using
backup files, references, and █████ respectively. subject matter may occasionally increase,decrease, or undergo modifications in light of this. -dr. ███