hässliche fliesen im wohnzimmer
hello. what are you doing here? we're the camera crew.theo told us to meet here. camera crew? who are you? camera crew. do you know anything? didn't he mention something the other day? that is today?
looks like it. well. come on in. petzibã¤r. finally. perfect. here we ar... what is going on? the camera crew arrived. yes, for theo. and...
...mr. jetzl himself? is the camera running? do you know where he is? our director died. now i've to do his job. it's already quarter toand he still didn't arrive. is he late again? i think he had to take his carto the garage. so if he got his mum's car...
...he should be here any minute.otherwhise he's taken the train. you know what i realized? you know that part, at the beginningof the second verse... where your part starts.one of the two guitars... that starts there, i'm not sure whichone but something's wrong there. yes. true. i'm also not sure which one of the twoand if it is a wrong note or... hey, hi.
hi who's that.finally. you arrived sure.on time like the clock itself. well. the door wasn't locked.so i let myself in. do you think you are at home? sort of. we're a band. sweetheart.let's start? that's what we should doyes. what is that crap you're playing?
it sounds good. no, it doesn't. you should play on whatwe agreed together. why? it worksand sounds good. no, it doesn't work at all. you played something different last week.and we decided to play it that way. i can't remember. you're late everytimeand you're playing whatever you want. well, i'm sorryfor having a job. and all those stupid excuses all the time.
what do you do!?let's have a break! let's have a break.i'm a stove-fitter you wanker. compared to you......fucking student. fuck off.arse. arsehole. wanker. fuck you. man! come on,get lost. terrible day, today. every day seems to belike that lately
...and today even more. i don't know. during my apprenticeship with thomasthe job seemed to be great. we met at ten amno big deal, all easy going. first we had a coffee,then we had a look at the plans... and then we went into the workshopand started builidng our stoves. we weren't that well organizedwhen you look at the whole picture but in the endeverything always worked out. we did our thing.
special stoves for rich people. most of them where nuttersbut they paid good. so we made our... ...special fittingsand for that we went... ...to there houses... ...were we talked to our customers. i actually enjoyed that a lot. for example, one day we wentto see that funy dude. what was he doing again?
some sort of industrial designer. industrial designer.such a weirdo. he had already... ...drawings printedhow the tiles will have to look... ...and also the whole stoveprinted out on a plotter. so he gave that plan to us... ...how he wanted his stove to lookand then we did it. my first job was tobake the tiles. well, the first time i tried iti completely fucked it up.
that's one of the reasonswhy it took ages. but thomas didn't carethat i fucked up everything. he just let me keep on going,helped me in the end... ...until i could do it. thomas never really cared... ...about how long it took me. he always said, he wantsme to have good training... ...and that i should take as much knowledgeas possible with me. that is one of the main reasonswhy we never had a lot of money,...
...because we took so much timefor everything. but we didn't care. thomas cared, but he neverwas able to manage his money. so everything stayed the same.it didn't change. and once my apprentice-ship was finished... ...and i should have gottena proper full trained wage. he found another placefor me to work, but they only do standard stoves, and all that, because thomas couldn'tafford to pay me a proper wage.
and that's why iwent to the other place. at the beginning i looked forward to it.something new, you know? but they are just building... ...those standardized stoves.it's just not the same. those stoves are boring everyone who's building... ...a house can haveone of them. as long as theycan afford it. and there i am working all the timeon baking the tiles.
it would be nice, if i... ... could work along at differentjobs, for example... at the setup of the oven or just come alongto the building site. but that's impossible. the best would be,... ...if i could work onthe special fittings. that's what i really would like. but there aren't that many,and the few...
...that are happeningare done by the bosses son. he's got the... ...how do you say? he's got the primacy. he's the one doing them.and i get appeased... ...all the time.or how do you say? they keep me down. they say one day i will beallowed to join in. but everybody knowsit's bullshit.
on the other side i can understandwhy they are... ...like this.it's there business. and it is everywhere the same. i can't start arguing with them.they'll just kick me out. but at the moment every day seems,... ... to be even moreannoying and fucked. every day doing the same shit. but when ifeel like today... ...i'm coming to this place...
...to my grandmother's and grandfather's... ...where i play my organ... ...up in the old rehearsal room. because it's still there. even with konrad we werealready rehearsing at this place and also with rebeat us all in fusion with all the bandswe started rehearsing up here. it was really cool. it lifts my spirtis,when i'm around.
actually i can show you. let's go over to the house... ...having a look at the rehearsal room. join me. this is... ...my grannies room. and now... ...we're in the rehearsal room. over there was konrad's spot,with his guitar.
myself on the drumsback in that corner. morti on the keyboard over there, and... ...phillip here with his bass. and all of us together:coc' laola zitrona. we did that for two years. and then... ...i bought the organ. and after i could... ...play a bit...
...i founded rebeat us all in fusion. and since then we're connected. ...she's my sweetheart... ...my relaxation machine. she is a little bit flawed... ...once you switch her onthere's a constant major g playing i think i need some... ...peace now... ...and i think i need to...
...be alone. this is my new song.i recorded it yesterday. first time different. it's germanand very different somehow. i did everything on the computer... and i really like it a lot.the way it turned out to be. and it's always nice,if something works,... ...when you're doing it on your own. that should be my new guitar strings,i ordered special ones from italy. hi.
oh. want a drink? no, thanks. so? everything fine. thanks. what do you think? you mean your room?that mayhem? no, man. you're talking about the music?
yeah, the music.. ok. is that you? who else. really? yes. ...it's cool. first time german, man. something else...
...about the band. we met yesterday. why, man? we... we discussed certain issues. it happened spontaneously. but that...you know what i mean? sure. anyway... ...it's about what and howwe're going to proceed... ...speaking about the musical process...
and i can't be a part of that, or what? listen. when there's talk about the bandwhy i'm not part of it? well. it just happended... ...we didn't phone aroundor something. we all just happend to beat the same time in the cellar. sure. suddenly all four people appear. so what we did,we thought about... ... how we'll proceed nowwith the music.
it's not about the way you playor your technical knowledge. we just realized that,you are not really a... ...teamplayer. man, what the helldo you want from me? i don't know. somehow... now thatguy plays with them. since 3 weeks i'm notpart of the band anymore. and now they've got such an ugly... ...such an uglypansy on the guitar.
and that's just ugly to watch. now i will goto the concert... ...and after that, i don't knowhow it should go on. somehow i am......what do i know? what do i know! fuck off, man! hey. you. do youwant a sticker? i don't need that. man. maybe one of the band?they are playing right now?
man! you do promotion for that sh... they are wicked! so you're the poor devildoing the promotion? what do you want? go home, man! they are just stickers. who are you anyway? sorry,man.i just triedto be nice. fuck you, man!get lost.
that crap istaking you down, man! the day before yesterdayyou used to be someone! i'm closing the door in front of me back to the start i leave my house in the rain everything at it's end i'm running to you i'm asking for a sign and wat do you want now?
i want with you and what do you want now? we're lost i have realised you touching how far do you want to go i have lost the love hey. should we sit downin the living room?
yes? well. nice of you to pop around. i'm glad to see you. the last time was... ...two months, ago?yeah. sure. quite a while. a lot happened since then. it is going well with the band. we had a ...
...few... ...great gigs lately. a few more arealready planned. we released an ep. well. and for theo... ...it seems... ...everything works well now. i'm really happy for him. i had this thought many times,
he just has tofollow his own mind. how he thinks it has to be done... ...it's the only waythat will satisfy him. and also on stage,he has to perform his way. i think that's... ...very important for him, and... ...as we can see... ...also seems to workvery well for him. i've sent him atext the other day.
i've complimented him... ...for his 7000 viewson you tube. and he awnsered. ...he invited me tohis party. but i don't know yet,if i will go there. but... ...we'll see. ah! the movie people..
alright? ah so. have a look. that's my new poster. that's me. titus probst. from now onalso for you. the poster for... ...the new video.
which i madewith gã¼nthers help. maybe i'll showyou that straight away. follow me. it went down well withthe people. how many do we have now? 7667 views. wicked number.wicked guy. i'll show yougã¼nther now, alright? he was a big partof the project.
gã¼nther? gã¼nther!? what? yes. no. he's busy. yes. nevermind. today... ...party. super hard. we're celebrating thatthe video is a success.
and, that i... yes. that i somehow... that i made it.the video. yes. that's somethingthat we will celebrate. i also will do some djing... ...play some of my edm stuff,and maybe as a suprise... ...i will playa new song. and all of that will be... ...worldwide...
...broadcasted. threw... ...satelites, back again,threw the internet... ...and around the whole world. what did i want to say? nevermind. a lot of people will be coming.the flat will be packed. you're surely asking yourselfwhy is he in such a good mood. well...
...on one side... ...on one side my... ...my...i don't know. my girlfriend. she left me. she just left. but she also said... ...she said... theo,...
...walk your path,... ...walk your path, she said. but then she also said,... ...but please, theo,... ..walk it without me. and i replied... well i couldn't really graspwhat she was saying. in that moment. but now, now, now...
...now i'm much better again. well. and then did the band... ...happen, where they kicked me out. but all that needed to happen. the band first. yes. no. who cares. i then started lookingcloser at myself i got more involved wih myself... ...and i realized: that works.
and then i thought: fuck it. i don't need... ...that crappy job. but it still wasn't that... ...easy for me, butthen i ... ...quit! uber wicked! ...i went to the ams [employment offce]... ...and on the dole. she was very shocked...
herr jetzl, why did you quit?you worked at such a great firm. because i was only allowedto do the back-work shit. ...she replied... that i'm not supposed to talk like that... ...at a job interview. yes. no. i know...blah blah.always the same shit... and then she told me, that she hasn't gotany idea what she should to with me. then i had to do a psychologicaland vocational test i went there...
and i did it. one week later i went... ...back to my advisor. and she threw her... ...hands up in despair. shaking her head. and she said, she just doesn't know... ...what to do with me. as if i would be such a...
...big case of hardship. then she said...then she said, that i... ...when it comes to my creativity... ...i got strong.... ...how do you say? i got strong numbers. and i'm also good with my hands. and mentally speakingi'm also not surfing... ...on the healthiest wave. and then she sent me home.
and today... ...i bought a crate of beer with my dolemoney for the party. somehow i'm seeing thatdole money... ...as grants. now we'll do something with this cash.especially with the time you've got,... ...because when you're working, younormally don't have that much time... for the stuff you're really into. now i have money,i can do what i want... ...and...
...actually i'm working. for some people that might not beworking, but it is for me. theo! titus from now on, please. a small present for you.we drank already some. great shit. great shit. we have to look after you. hey theo, i got something for you.i've been to france. titus.yes. i know.
it's written on the door, isn't it? but theo, have a sniff. no. it sat for two and a half yearsin an oak barrel. you can smell that. you've to try that cheese.it's great. 450 euro for one kilogramm. hi, theo. konrad.
hey, theo! play some music.come on. i'll put it in the fridge. david? david! thank you.we got it. done? ...and now a song,which is just for you, so dance along. and now we will let all hell loose! the condom burst
and i saw the light nine months later then my parents brought me up then they got seperated i was desperate with 13 or 14 i ranto the psychologist. i've developed myself to whom i am and one day
i'll sing for all of you and i've tried already a lot stayed with the alcohol fairly depressed but one day as the sun is shining i'm lying next to myself in bed thinking about myself and one evening in my bed i'm thinking about myself
feeling perfect why am i how i am? and why i'm not like him who's just who he is and not like me can it be even more relaxing? it is much too puzzlingon this planet who we greet every morning when we get up
i already thought about how it would be tojust switch off the light but when i wake up the sun is rising my mother has been there for me and still is i've got a nice father but i am
also got a hang over every saturday and one day as the sun is shining meat mountain! meat mountain on top of titus! meat mountain!meat mountain! meat mountain! hey th...ehm...tit...ehm! titus. you've got my number? yes. i think so ...somehow ... sure. bye bye.
thanks. who's that been? luise. she's hot. listen to me. what you played today. that was really great. i really liked it. you mean the one...
...the... earlier. have a swig. yeah. i need something. my throat is dried out. finish it upit's nearly done anyway. not much left. did you know... ...that i have never seena guy with an afro...
...with such an ugly hat. i bought it at a car boot sale today.i like it. i like it! don't you like it? and did the people at the boot saleaccept you, how you are? did the people at the boot saleaccept you, how you are? do you like it, or not? i think it looks cra.... really? crappy, yeah.
i actually like the hat. is it a brand name? well, it's a traditional styrian hat. let's have a look. it would fit you. take the bottle. size 56. try it on. just a minute. you've to put it on properly.
it looks a little bit...well, it looks... no. give it back. it suits me much better. no. sure. let's have a cigarette? let's have a cigarette. yes. it all started with therecord collection of my dad. with iron maiden, led zeppelin,pink floyd, bon jovi i used to stand in front of the mirrorusing a broom as microphone.
one day a friend of my mother forgota dvd at our place. it was jamiroquai,live in verona. i watched it. and it touched me,it fascinated me so much, that i watched itat least a thousand times. even today i get teary-eyed,when i watch the dvd. for my 14th birthday my mumgave me a motivational cd. from a very famous,austrian racing cyclist. from wolfgang fasching.
he won the race across americamore then once. that's a crazy race from theeast coast to the west coast. so i was chillingin my bed, had my discman on my bellyand listened. it starts of with something likeautogenous training. close your eyes. breath deepand relax. and then fasching said... ...visualize your strongest desire... ...and set it as the target.
and i was laying in my bedenvisioning what he said. and i saw the o2 arena in london. me on the stage, beneath me loadsof people. all chearing for me. and from that point on i knewin which direction i had to go. but rockstar is noclassical job description. and reaching that goal takesmany detours and a lot of luck. basically society accepts you onlywith this wish once you reached it. and that's why i first gottrained as a stove fitter.
a steady job. and then i tried to live byevery mans working hours. but that's not me. that's not how i want to live. i don't need a tradeto be myself. but often i got the impression,many people are defining.. ...themselves threw there work. bit is it really what they wantfor there life? for me personally i awnseredthat question a long time ago.
