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zimmer neu streichen ideen- what up? what up?it's your boy, hunter h.c. the golden god of hustle,the prank king, and some of youmight have noticed i've been gone for a minute.some of you might be new. so let me catch you up. there is one personin this world that i love prankingmore than anyone else, and that person ismy little brother casey. [upbeat music] [bell dings]
ah!- [screams] [bell dings] very funny hunt-- [bell dings] [door bangs] hunter! ♪ ♪ [gagging] - have a good picture day,casey. oh, shit.got him.
[slurps] [vomits] - hunter! - but then tragedy struck. a few weeks ago, casey died. prank!what up? he's fine.my dad did get a twisted up about his feelings and stuff.'member this?
- you gotta understand.casey, he's a more sensitive guy than you were at his age. - but i'm making him tougher. you know, this is like--like boot camp for middle schoolersor something. - but that--that sucks. he doesn't needto be toughened up. he--he needs an older brotherwatching his back. - yeah, and i'm giving him both.
i mean, come on.he's practically famous. - okay, you--you're notlistening to me. - what? - i--he wet his bed last week. - oh, poor casey. that's--that's hilarious. - no, no, it' not.- it is so funny. - hunter, no more pranks, man. you gotta promise me.
- come on.you love the stink finger. - [sighs]promise me. - yeah.i did. i stopped.but that made a lot of you very unhappy. "where'dall the casey pranks go?" "that kid needsto grow some balls." "unsubscribe." "unsubscribe"?
that cuts deep. so i thought about it.i meditated. and i came to the realizationthat this i my legacy. if i'm gonnastop pranking casey, i've gotta go out on top, and that's when i realized, even god's a fan. because i was blessed with this wonderful
christmas miracle. [soft dramatic music] meet roy the toy. this one's gonna be good. [lightly edgy music] now, i know what you guysmight be thinking. this is a horrifying monster that should benowhere near children, and that i agree with you on.
that's why i found himin the half-price bin at the dollar store. he's also very old and smells horrible, but scaring caseyis not the prank. no, no, no. this one is a long con. you see, roy here, came with some directions. "roy is santa'smost talented toy maker,
"and nothing makes him happier "than bringingchildren's wishes to life. "each nightbefore you go to bed, "make sure you whisperwhat you want in his ear "and write it on a slip of paperfor his dream jar. "while you sleep, roy takesyour wish back to his workshop, "makes what you asked for,and the next morning, "leaves a newly wrapped gift underneath the christmas tree."
now, casey already believesin santa. so all i've gotta do is get him to swallow this upto christmas morning. so when he comes downstairsall excited for his new gifts, he'll open them, and they'll be burstingwith holiday joy, and steaming piles of dog crap. [orchestral "12 days of christmas"] and i'm gonna give you guysa front row seat.
[chuckles] all right,so the first thing i gotta do is i gotta getthe parental unit onboard. roy cannot be a gift from me. even my dumbass brother'sgonna sniff that one out. [car door closes] all right, cue unsuspecting dadright on time. [door opens and closes] - hey, bud.- hey.
- hey, don't ruin your appetiteon those chips. we got some steaks to grill. - yeah.- how you doing? - good.- excellent, excellent. [laughs]who's this guy? - this is roy the toy. he's a christmas elf, you know? i got him.came with a story and stuff. - you, uh...[exhales]
you paid money for this? - yeah.yeah, i bought it for casey. - what's the catch?- no catch, actually. just trying to bea good big brother like you said. peace treaty almost.you know? just trying not to geton the naughty list. - well, i guessthat was generous of you. - yeah.question though.
can you give it to him?- why? - because i don't want himto think that it's a setup. - [sighs] - please? - sure.- please, please, please please? - i'll give it to him now.- thank you. - hey, case? you here? i got a creepy-ass doll for you.
- [mouthing] step two iswe watch the magic happen. - hi, roy.my name's casey. - [mouthing]- my first wish for christmas is i want a magnifying glass, so i can find cluesand catch bad guys. [rattling] - see you tomorrow, roy. [electronic distortion]
- yo.what's up, coconspirators? we're on day threeof operation coal, and it could notbe going any better. check this out. my dad's been buyingall the gifts from roy. yeah, i didn't even have to ask. thank you,creepy little doll thing. you are making allmy christmas wishes come true. - what are you doing?
roy's my friend. - chill, man. we're justgetting to know each other. - he doesn't wanna talk to you. do you, roy? - [mocking]"he doesn't want to talk you. roy...[mumbles]" - yo, what's up, guys? so, i've got an x-file for you.
all right, so i wake up,middle of the night, and i look over, and this guy's mugging mefrom my bedside. so i check the footage,you know? to see who's trying to be funny. and i don't know, guys. you guys gotta see thisfor yourselves. all right, so this happens... - what're you doing?
- chill, dude. so i go to bed. [distorted voices] right?and two hours later... [creaking, bell tinkling] [thuds] [eerie music] wait for it. [high-pitch distortion] [high-pitched distortion]
that's my bedroom door. [gasps] ♪ ♪ all right, casey's onto me. all right?i know it. but i'll make you guysa promise. i'm not stopping.i know that he knows, but does he knowthat i know that he knows? yeah.
that's some jason bourne shitright there. right? [exhales] i'm not gonna get beatby an eight year old. stay tuned. [drill whirring] okay, perfect. so from now on,i'm going full-on "paranormal activity" mode.okay?
there are camerasall over the house. if casey wants to mess with me, fine... but i'm gonna catch him, and i'm gonna make himpay for it. yo, what's up, guys. so, right now,i'm gonna put this camera up in casey's room. where do we put it? hell yeah.
perv cam setup. [quietly]shit. [dark music] [whispering]do you guys see that? holy shit. yo. - hey, what the hell'sgoing on out here? - um, roy justfell off the mantle so i thought maybe caseywould want to put him back up.
- casey's still at ryan's. he probably won't be homeuntil after i leave. - where are you going? - [sighs] you gotta get yourhead out of your phone, kid. i told you.you're aunt sarah's still very upsetabout that accident gabe was in. i gotta spenda couple days with her. - cool.yeah, right on. - i actually asked your brotherif he wanted to come with me.
he said he'd ratherstay here with you. so... congratulations.whatever you did, it seems like you guysare coming a long way. - yeah, i mean, you helped, and if you leavea little bit of extra cash, i'll go outand get the rest of the gifts. - what gifts? - the ones under the tree.
the onesthat roy's been getting. - i don't--i thought you got those. - i thoughtyou were getting them. - what are you up to? - i-i swear.this isn't a prank. i promise. - go ahead.open one. - dad. - come on.- no, come on.
- just do it.i'll film you. for the fans, hunter. - dad--- open one. - [groans] oh, my god.- jesus christ. - dad, dad, dad--- what the-- - dad, i swear.dad, i swear to god. - what is this?this is-- - [coughing]
casey set me up. dad i swear--- i can't believe it. - hunter, open the other one. - dad, i swear-- - i am so disappointed in you. you know what? you're grounded. no internet, no facebook...- dad, dad-- - no youtube.no--none of it.
and by the way,i want you while i'm out of town to go out and replaceevery single one of those gifts with exactly what he asked for! - dad![stomping] dad! [door opens and slams]he set me up! magnifying glass... 15 bucks. nerf gun...
30 bucks. sea monkeys, which are basically sperm,but as a pet... 20 american dollars. to casey...[sighs] from the worst ideai've ever had. [sighs] the magnifying glass,legos, nerf gun, tool kit...
wait. hey, where's the tool kit? come on.come on. come on. come on! the hammer and nailsand all that shit, it was right here. you know what?no. no.you guys saw me do it, okay? you guys saw medo the right thing.
hell no,if i'm gonna get screwed over and played right now. [sighs]you know what? maybe i didbreak casey's little brain. maybe he is scared of me. or maybe he's not scared enough. all: ♪ ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ up on the housetop click, click, click ♪
♪ down through the chimney with good saint nick ♪ ♪ up on the housetop reindeer pause... ♪ [door closes]- hey, casey, that you? wanna come in here,help me bake some cookies? get in here. ♪ all for the little one's christmas... ♪ - where's roy?he's not on the mantle. - oh, you know,he's probably just out doing north pole thingsor whatever.
you wanna come back some cookieswith me? - that smell like when dad foundthat squirrel in the grill. - oh, come on.that's rude. i'm with fans right now. come on.here, look. what's up, guys? it's the little homie, casey. talking smack.come on. say hi.
- this is for a video? - relax.come on. sit down.the first thing we gotta do is the taste test. so, i'll just get this there. all right, now,close your eyes, and you cannot peek, okay? - okay, i will not peek. - okay, i'm gonna go in here,
and i'm gonna get 'emfor you fresh, all right? keep your eyes totally closed. - do not put anything grossin 'em. - oh, of course not. all: ♪ who wouldn't go?... ♪ scout's honor. made out of all the thingsyou love the most. no peeking, all right? - i'm not peeking.
- all right,i'm bringing 'em to you fresh. [sizzling] don't open up your eyes... - i won't.- till i say... open 'em! - [screaming] - oh, come on.we're just getting started. swing at the king,you best not miss. i know you put that shitunder the tree,
you little psycho! [instrumental "joy to the world" playing] come on, man. all right, hide all you want! [bell tinkling,footsteps running] [suspenseful music] all right, nice one, dude. [blaring] all: ♪ oh up on the housetop ♪ ♪ click, click, click ♪
♪ down through the chimney ♪ ♪ with good saint nick ♪ "to hunter.from roy." all right, i hope you're having funwith this. i hope you're havinga great time. 'cause i'm gonna go uploadall the footage right now. in ten minutes,the whole world's gonna know that you think a doll is alive.
hi, everyone. consider thisa little bit of bonus content for the fans. casey's epic christmas fails:hunter reacts. let's see. - my first wish for christmas is i want a magnifying glass,so i can-- - "so, so, so i can--"i can burn up bugs like a little serial killerin training.
[high-pitched distortion] - hey, roy. today i want a nerf gun with extra darts.bang! [scoffs] no, not you. i like you. - well, you heard it here first,fam. i'm gonna have to skip collegeto pay for this kid's meds. my third wish for christmas
is i want a hammerand some nails. can i make wishesfor someone else? will you give hunter worms? i have a better idea than worms,but i don't wanna say it. [sighs]okay, but only if you promisenot to tell. for christmas this year... [whispering]i want you to do something to hunter.
something really, really bad. - all right. if that's how you wanna play! fine by me,but i'm gonna find you. let's see if you'rewith your little friend. [creaking] - roy, for christmas this year, i wish for youto kill my brother.
- [quietly]wha--no. [thumps, bell tinkling] - [exhales sharply]what? no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [grunting, straining] casey! casey, are you out there? [grunting, door rattling] [bell tinkles]
[breathing heavily] who's that? [thumping] casey? casey, come on, man. come on. come on, dude! all the pranks and stuff,they were just jokes. come on!you gotta help me.
[bell tinkling]come on! [grunting and shouting] oh, sto--ah! [screaming] [wheezing, gurgling] [indistinct chatter] all: [humming "what child is this?"] - you guys sureyou don't want any company? - roy thinkswe're better off on our own.
- right.yeah. what time do you thinkyou'll be home? - whenever want to. - of course. well, whatever roy thinks,kiddo. [van door closes] - the pageant is about to begin. - what a bountiful harvest. - how lucky they areto near witness.
- yes. the master... will be very pleased. [doors creaking] [doors locking] all: ♪ up on the house no delay no pause ♪ ♪ clatter the steeds of santa claus ♪ ♪ down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ ♪ all for the little one's christmas joys ♪
ah!- [screams] [bell dings] very funny hunt-- [bell dings] [door bangs] hunter! ♪ ♪ [gagging] - have a good picture day,casey. oh, shit.got him.
[slurps] [vomits] - hunter! - but then tragedy struck. a few weeks ago, casey died. prank!what up? he's fine.my dad did get a twisted up about his feelings and stuff.'member this?
- you gotta understand.casey, he's a more sensitive guy than you were at his age. - but i'm making him tougher. you know, this is like--like boot camp for middle schoolersor something. - but that--that sucks. he doesn't needto be toughened up. he--he needs an older brotherwatching his back. - yeah, and i'm giving him both.
i mean, come on.he's practically famous. - okay, you--you're notlistening to me. - what? - i--he wet his bed last week. - oh, poor casey. that's--that's hilarious. - no, no, it' not.- it is so funny. - hunter, no more pranks, man. you gotta promise me.
- come on.you love the stink finger. - [sighs]promise me. - yeah.i did. i stopped.but that made a lot of you very unhappy. "where'dall the casey pranks go?" "that kid needsto grow some balls." "unsubscribe." "unsubscribe"?
that cuts deep. so i thought about it.i meditated. and i came to the realizationthat this i my legacy. if i'm gonnastop pranking casey, i've gotta go out on top, and that's when i realized, even god's a fan. because i was blessed with this wonderful
christmas miracle. [soft dramatic music] meet roy the toy. this one's gonna be good. [lightly edgy music] now, i know what you guysmight be thinking. this is a horrifying monster that should benowhere near children, and that i agree with you on.
that's why i found himin the half-price bin at the dollar store. he's also very old and smells horrible, but scaring caseyis not the prank. no, no, no. this one is a long con. you see, roy here, came with some directions. "roy is santa'smost talented toy maker,
"and nothing makes him happier "than bringingchildren's wishes to life. "each nightbefore you go to bed, "make sure you whisperwhat you want in his ear "and write it on a slip of paperfor his dream jar. "while you sleep, roy takesyour wish back to his workshop, "makes what you asked for,and the next morning, "leaves a newly wrapped gift underneath the christmas tree."
now, casey already believesin santa. so all i've gotta do is get him to swallow this upto christmas morning. so when he comes downstairsall excited for his new gifts, he'll open them, and they'll be burstingwith holiday joy, and steaming piles of dog crap. [orchestral "12 days of christmas"] and i'm gonna give you guysa front row seat.
[chuckles] all right,so the first thing i gotta do is i gotta getthe parental unit onboard. roy cannot be a gift from me. even my dumbass brother'sgonna sniff that one out. [car door closes] all right, cue unsuspecting dadright on time. [door opens and closes] - hey, bud.- hey.
- hey, don't ruin your appetiteon those chips. we got some steaks to grill. - yeah.- how you doing? - good.- excellent, excellent. [laughs]who's this guy? - this is roy the toy. he's a christmas elf, you know? i got him.came with a story and stuff. - you, uh...[exhales]
you paid money for this? - yeah.yeah, i bought it for casey. - what's the catch?- no catch, actually. just trying to bea good big brother like you said. peace treaty almost.you know? just trying not to geton the naughty list. - well, i guessthat was generous of you. - yeah.question though.
can you give it to him?- why? - because i don't want himto think that it's a setup. - [sighs] - please? - sure.- please, please, please please? - i'll give it to him now.- thank you. - hey, case? you here? i got a creepy-ass doll for you.
- [mouthing] step two iswe watch the magic happen. - hi, roy.my name's casey. - [mouthing]- my first wish for christmas is i want a magnifying glass, so i can find cluesand catch bad guys. [rattling] - see you tomorrow, roy. [electronic distortion]
- yo.what's up, coconspirators? we're on day threeof operation coal, and it could notbe going any better. check this out. my dad's been buyingall the gifts from roy. yeah, i didn't even have to ask. thank you,creepy little doll thing. you are making allmy christmas wishes come true. - what are you doing?
roy's my friend. - chill, man. we're justgetting to know each other. - he doesn't wanna talk to you. do you, roy? - [mocking]"he doesn't want to talk you. roy...[mumbles]" - yo, what's up, guys? so, i've got an x-file for you.
all right, so i wake up,middle of the night, and i look over, and this guy's mugging mefrom my bedside. so i check the footage,you know? to see who's trying to be funny. and i don't know, guys. you guys gotta see thisfor yourselves. all right, so this happens... - what're you doing?
- chill, dude. so i go to bed. [distorted voices] right?and two hours later... [creaking, bell tinkling] [thuds] [eerie music] wait for it. [high-pitch distortion] [high-pitched distortion]
that's my bedroom door. [gasps] ♪ ♪ all right, casey's onto me. all right?i know it. but i'll make you guysa promise. i'm not stopping.i know that he knows, but does he knowthat i know that he knows? yeah.
that's some jason bourne shitright there. right? [exhales] i'm not gonna get beatby an eight year old. stay tuned. [drill whirring] okay, perfect. so from now on,i'm going full-on "paranormal activity" mode.okay?
there are camerasall over the house. if casey wants to mess with me, fine... but i'm gonna catch him, and i'm gonna make himpay for it. yo, what's up, guys. so, right now,i'm gonna put this camera up in casey's room. where do we put it? hell yeah.
perv cam setup. [quietly]shit. [dark music] [whispering]do you guys see that? holy shit. yo. - hey, what the hell'sgoing on out here? - um, roy justfell off the mantle so i thought maybe caseywould want to put him back up.
- casey's still at ryan's. he probably won't be homeuntil after i leave. - where are you going? - [sighs] you gotta get yourhead out of your phone, kid. i told you.you're aunt sarah's still very upsetabout that accident gabe was in. i gotta spenda couple days with her. - cool.yeah, right on. - i actually asked your brotherif he wanted to come with me.
he said he'd ratherstay here with you. so... congratulations.whatever you did, it seems like you guysare coming a long way. - yeah, i mean, you helped, and if you leavea little bit of extra cash, i'll go outand get the rest of the gifts. - what gifts? - the ones under the tree.
the onesthat roy's been getting. - i don't--i thought you got those. - i thoughtyou were getting them. - what are you up to? - i-i swear.this isn't a prank. i promise. - go ahead.open one. - dad. - come on.- no, come on.
- just do it.i'll film you. for the fans, hunter. - dad--- open one. - [groans] oh, my god.- jesus christ. - dad, dad, dad--- what the-- - dad, i swear.dad, i swear to god. - what is this?this is-- - [coughing]
casey set me up. dad i swear--- i can't believe it. - hunter, open the other one. - dad, i swear-- - i am so disappointed in you. you know what? you're grounded. no internet, no facebook...- dad, dad-- - no youtube.no--none of it.
and by the way,i want you while i'm out of town to go out and replaceevery single one of those gifts with exactly what he asked for! - dad![stomping] dad! [door opens and slams]he set me up! magnifying glass... 15 bucks. nerf gun...
30 bucks. sea monkeys, which are basically sperm,but as a pet... 20 american dollars. to casey...[sighs] from the worst ideai've ever had. [sighs] the magnifying glass,legos, nerf gun, tool kit...
wait. hey, where's the tool kit? come on.come on. come on. come on! the hammer and nailsand all that shit, it was right here. you know what?no. no.you guys saw me do it, okay? you guys saw medo the right thing.
hell no,if i'm gonna get screwed over and played right now. [sighs]you know what? maybe i didbreak casey's little brain. maybe he is scared of me. or maybe he's not scared enough. all: ♪ ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ up on the housetop click, click, click ♪
♪ down through the chimney with good saint nick ♪ ♪ up on the housetop reindeer pause... ♪ [door closes]- hey, casey, that you? wanna come in here,help me bake some cookies? get in here. ♪ all for the little one's christmas... ♪ - where's roy?he's not on the mantle. - oh, you know,he's probably just out doing north pole thingsor whatever.
you wanna come back some cookieswith me? - that smell like when dad foundthat squirrel in the grill. - oh, come on.that's rude. i'm with fans right now. come on.here, look. what's up, guys? it's the little homie, casey. talking smack.come on. say hi.
- this is for a video? - relax.come on. sit down.the first thing we gotta do is the taste test. so, i'll just get this there. all right, now,close your eyes, and you cannot peek, okay? - okay, i will not peek. - okay, i'm gonna go in here,
and i'm gonna get 'emfor you fresh, all right? keep your eyes totally closed. - do not put anything grossin 'em. - oh, of course not. all: ♪ who wouldn't go?... ♪ scout's honor. made out of all the thingsyou love the most. no peeking, all right? - i'm not peeking.
- all right,i'm bringing 'em to you fresh. [sizzling] don't open up your eyes... - i won't.- till i say... open 'em! - [screaming] - oh, come on.we're just getting started. swing at the king,you best not miss. i know you put that shitunder the tree,
you little psycho! [instrumental "joy to the world" playing] come on, man. all right, hide all you want! [bell tinkling,footsteps running] [suspenseful music] all right, nice one, dude. [blaring] all: ♪ oh up on the housetop ♪ ♪ click, click, click ♪
♪ down through the chimney ♪ ♪ with good saint nick ♪ "to hunter.from roy." all right, i hope you're having funwith this. i hope you're havinga great time. 'cause i'm gonna go uploadall the footage right now. in ten minutes,the whole world's gonna know that you think a doll is alive.
hi, everyone. consider thisa little bit of bonus content for the fans. casey's epic christmas fails:hunter reacts. let's see. - my first wish for christmas is i want a magnifying glass,so i can-- - "so, so, so i can--"i can burn up bugs like a little serial killerin training.
[high-pitched distortion] - hey, roy. today i want a nerf gun with extra darts.bang! [scoffs] no, not you. i like you. - well, you heard it here first,fam. i'm gonna have to skip collegeto pay for this kid's meds. my third wish for christmas
is i want a hammerand some nails. can i make wishesfor someone else? will you give hunter worms? i have a better idea than worms,but i don't wanna say it. [sighs]okay, but only if you promisenot to tell. for christmas this year... [whispering]i want you to do something to hunter.
something really, really bad. - all right. if that's how you wanna play! fine by me,but i'm gonna find you. let's see if you'rewith your little friend. [creaking] - roy, for christmas this year, i wish for youto kill my brother.
- [quietly]wha--no. [thumps, bell tinkling] - [exhales sharply]what? no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [grunting, straining] casey! casey, are you out there? [grunting, door rattling] [bell tinkles]
[breathing heavily] who's that? [thumping] casey? casey, come on, man. come on. come on, dude! all the pranks and stuff,they were just jokes. come on!you gotta help me.
[bell tinkling]come on! [grunting and shouting] oh, sto--ah! [screaming] [wheezing, gurgling] [indistinct chatter] all: [humming "what child is this?"] - you guys sureyou don't want any company? - roy thinkswe're better off on our own.
- right.yeah. what time do you thinkyou'll be home? - whenever want to. - of course. well, whatever roy thinks,kiddo. [van door closes] - the pageant is about to begin. - what a bountiful harvest. - how lucky they areto near witness.
- yes. the master... will be very pleased. [doors creaking] [doors locking] all: ♪ up on the house no delay no pause ♪ ♪ clatter the steeds of santa claus ♪ ♪ down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ ♪ all for the little one's christmas joys ♪
