wandmuster

wandmuster

yo vip! let’s kick it! i’m so glad you called homie. yep yep ya know, i’m still flying high my friend. got a lot to catch you up on and a bunch of magnificent shout outs today too. wi-fi connections are total shet up here in the sky. lemme just land first and i'll call ya right back muchachos.

booya! i’m back for ya sucka. now, let’s get those shout outs rolling up top there enrique. these are all super cool cats, so pop on over to their channels after and show them some sweet sweet lovin. that's how the master posse rolls yo. oh, today my mood is a 9 outta 10, thanks for asking pal. that’s why we’re

friends you know. you’re so thoughtful. i hope you’re doing so epically legendary, that everyone thinks you’re a fwucking cheater n’shet, and so then they all hate you, and so then you start to do really terrible, and so then you cry like a little be-atch. i'm only kidding bro. he he heeeeeeeeeeee. just working on my good ole teasing skills mr.

super long-cock. anyway, i haven't got tired of being able to fly yet homeslice. honestly i don't think i ever will. it's freakin amazing! so much more leg room than air canada, and if there's an annoying baby crying in my ear, i can just drop it. take that little baby fwuck face! actually i

love babies, just for the record. not inappropriately though. i appropriately love babies. christ almighty, english can be hard sometimes dog. luckily, i got you as a friend though. shiznizzel pop tart. guess what? i figured out i can't fly in space because i don't have the proper

shielding to re-enter the earth's atmosphere without becoming a flaming bag of burning dog shet. so that sucks a huge erect penis. but on the tickle me nutsack bright side, i can fly faster than the speed of sound. ultra mega cool, am i right? so what's my big plan for today then? well, alligator hunting naturally. listen man, it's not

crazy. with my new power, what if i end up being a superhero, or a big badie. i need to be able to fwucking defend myself. this is like real life, down in the trenches, yoda style training my man. don't worry, i'm not gonna actually kill any alligators. i just wanna beat the living bujesus

out of a few dozen of them. and then anacondas, and then kangaroos, and then grizzly bears and so on. jeepers! - time flies huh? thanks for paying me a visit today me sassy little gringo. you and the rest of the master posse are what keep me going. you are the wind beneath my wings, if you catch my drift. as always, give the video

a thumbs up if you liked it, and if you haven’t hit that sultry little subscribe button yet then do it and join the team so we can be bff’s. oh i think i pissed myself a little bit. i’m so excited. this parts new. right at the end here we’ve got some real handy video suggestions if you're horny for more master human goodness and a link to

our shop if you feel like browsing cool shet. well, until next time partner, if you’re not first, you’re last, and bu bu big ol'titties! yeehaw!!

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